Lord of the Rings Oak Chopping Board – 23cm Ring of Power

You have found the Ring of Power chopping board! It’s a little too big to slip into your pocketses, but all the same – keep it secret and keep it safe. Or tell everyone, that’s cool too.

Now available in thick and heavy British Oak, Beech and Bamboo with matching stands, these 23cm (medium) boards will make a striking and impressive addition to the kitchen of any glorious Tolkien nerd.

On the front of the Board of Power is the original Elvish inscription found inside the Ring of Power, the Black Speech reading “Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul“. On the back is the same inscription, but envraved in an Elvish-style font which is readable to the eyes of mortal men (and women and non-gender-conforming mortals).

The Ultimate Gift for the Lord of the Rings Fan

This board is a must-have for fans of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and the online-streaming show which we don’t talk about. Us massive dorks deserve nice things, so unite with us and bring the lore of J.R.R Tolkien into your kitchen!

One board to rule them all. One board to find them. One board to bring them all and in the kitchen bind them. Well actually, there are 2 boards – there’s a larger 30cm one available in our shop.

We use only the best timber, hand-picked for its performance and appearance, and all of our timber is 100% sustainable. This chopping & serving board is 1.9cm thick for general use in the kitchen as a chopping board, bread board and serving board, and for outdoor use such as barbeques.

Solid Oak and natural, just as Tolkein would have wanted

It is an entirely natural product, and we don’t use any plastics or lacquers. We use premium water-safe food-contact approved adhesive to make these boards entirely food safe, and ensure they last for years in your home.

This board is treated with 3 coats of Clark’s Chopping Board Oil, which is 100% food safe and contains Lemon and Orange Oils for a deep colour and scent that carries a slight hint of citrus.

Oak – a fairly dark, hard and characterful British hardwood which suits rustic and country kitchens.

Care: Wipe with a damp cloth only, and please don’t put *any* Ring of Power in the dishwasher! That would be a great way to lose it.

Challenge us! We are Artisans of the chopping board world, and love creating unique designs that delight our lovely, slightly weird customers. If there’s something you’d like to see turned into a chopping board, drop us a message!

– A superb gift, beautifully presented

– Like the real Ring of Power but more effective as a food preparation surface

– 100% Food save adhesives and treatments used

– British ethically grown hardwood

– Length: 23cm, Width: 23cm, Thickness: 1.9cm (30cm version available in our shop)

– Hand made and quality assured